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♪ Them that's got shall have ♪

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♪ Them that's not shall lose ♪

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♪ So the Bible said ♪

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♪ And it still is news ♪

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♪ Mama may have ♪

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♪ Papa may have ♪

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♪ But God bless the child ♪

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♪ That's got his own ♪

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♪ That's got his own ♪ Them that's got shall get ♪

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♪ God bless the child ♪ Them that's not shall lose ♪

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♪ Them that's got shall get ♪

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♪ Them that's not shall lose ♪

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'Well, as Mrs. Krabappel
already mentioned'

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'the name of the book that
I read was "Treasure Island."'

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- What're you watching, man?
- "The Simpsons."

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"The Simpsons?"

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- Bill Cosby's up.
- I know, I know.

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But I wanna watch this
for a change.

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- People say it's funny, pop.
- Oh.

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'Hey, hey neighbors.'

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Now, what you do that for?

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Now, son, there's somethin'
I got to tell you.

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Now, I've been tryin' to keep it
from you all these years

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but I can't hide it no longer.

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Son... we're black.

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Sorry to break it to you
sudden like this.

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Must come as a shock.

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Enjoy the show.

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Now, you listen to me, now.

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Mama died, I was happy
to have you come live here.

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But I pay the rent
and it's my TV

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and I watch what I want,
you understand?

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That chair been messing
with you, again?

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You just better watch yourself
or you gonna end up firewood.

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- Well, I gotta go.
- Oh!

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Will you watch "LA Law" for me
and tell me what happened?

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Oh, sure. But it ain't fair.

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Your favorite TV show
and you almost never see it.

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That's okay, you just make notes

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so you can give me a real
detailed description.

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- Wait a minute now.
- What you want, boy? Oh!

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Mmh! I ain't got time, honey.

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Oh, now it seem like the only
chance I get to make love

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to my wife these days
is in my dreams.

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That's okay, you just make notes

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so you can give me a real
detailed description.

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Hey, lady, wanna buy a watch?

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- Joey. Oh!
- Hey.

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Roc is gonna be so thrilled
to see you.

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- Hey, Joey.
- That's it?

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You don't see your brother
for five years

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and that's it? "Hey, Joey."

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You're right.
Hey, Joey, where's my money?

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- Hey, that's pie. Nummy-nummy.
- Help yourself.

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So where's daddy?

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- He's upstairs sleeping.
- He okay?

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Yeah, no thanks to you.

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Daddy's last two birthdays,
I sent him cards

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forged your signature,
so he'd think you remembered.

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- Oh? Just cards, no gifts?
- Gifts?

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I might be forgetful,
but I ain't cheap.

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- Well--
- Oh, now, Joey, that's okay.

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You tell us
what you've been up to?

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- Where you been?
- Well, I did it.

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- I put together a jazz group.
- Oh.

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Yeah, we've been touring
all over the place.

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Unfortunately, uh,
last month in Chicago

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I bugged into a telephone pole
and split my lip.

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- I can't play a note.
- Oh, that's terrible.

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A telephone pole.

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Yep, my girlfriend's husband
lifted me up

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and threw me into it. Bam!

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You crazy.

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So I figured it was a good time
to come back to Baltimore

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see my loving family,
spend some time with them.

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- Sponge off 'em.
- Sponge off 'em.

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With no money comin' in I had
to give up my flat in New York.

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And you're forced
to come crawlin' to me.

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No, no, no, that's not true now,
there are dozens of people

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I could've come crawling to,
and I chose you.

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Hey, come on, Roc, you gonna
put me out in the cold?

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You swore to our mother on her
deathbed you'd look after me.

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Yeah, I got caught up
in the moment.

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Alright, alright, you can stay,
but just till the lip heals.

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And you gotta find another job.
Pay your keep.

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- Absolutely.
- Bad, baby.

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Joey, there's a spare bed
in your daddy's room

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but I think you better
sleep on the couch tonight.

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I gotta go to the hospital.

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- Uh, you sick?
- I work there.

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Oh, I thought you was making
a fashion statement.

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So, uh... you still work
on the docks?

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I got me a much better job
with the city.

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Yeah?

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I'm a garbage man.

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No, seriously,
what're you doing?

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I'm a garbage man. It happens to
be a fine job with great perks.

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Yeah, I'd bet.

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Oh.

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- You see this refrigerator?
- Yeah, I see it.

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- You see this table?
- Yeah.

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Well, you come here,
let me show you something.

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- You see this lamp?
- Yeah, I see the lamp.

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- You see this rug?
- I see the rug.

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You see this piano?
Didn't cost me a cent.

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All stuff that people threw out.

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That couch I'm gonna
sleep on too?

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You bet.

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Mind if I watch the used TV?

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'Oh, no, you go right ahead.'

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You know, that's why they call
it an idiot box.

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'Did I mention this book was
written by a guy..'

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How many times
I got to tell you...

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- Joey.
- 'Hey, daddy.'

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- Joey! Oh, my boy!
- Hey, daddy.

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My boy is back.

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Well, why didn't you
tell me he's here?

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You said not to awake you
once you asleep

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even if Jesus comes
rappin' on the door.

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Jesus, sure, but not Joey.

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Well, what you sitting
there for?

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Go get us somethin'
to celebrate with.

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Uh, just a little ice in mine.

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My boy. My boy.

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Oh, thank you for
all those birthday cards.

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'You don't think I'd forget my
daddy's birthday, would you?'

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- You've got a fine penmanship.
- Thank you, dad.

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- What you watching on the TV?
- Oh, that's "The Simpsons."

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Oh, I hear it's a real funny
show. I'll watch it with you.

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♪ Oh whoa oh whoa ♪

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Hey, morning, Roc.

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Hey, hey, uh, you mind if I see
some of that "USA Today?"

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- Hmm.
- Thank you.

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Wait a minute. This is, uh,
this is USA yesterday.

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That's perks.
I get 'em on my route.

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What, you mean you read the
newspapers from the day before?

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Well, you're always
a day behind.

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And a quarter ahead
and a dollar on Sunday.

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Oh, what you gonna do
with all them quarters, Roc?

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Every one of them goes
into a special savings account.

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A few more years

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I'll have enough
to put me a down payment

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on the kind of house
I've always dreamed about.

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Semi-detached.

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I never lived in a house
that had a wall

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with no one
on the other side of it.

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A man comes home
from work, tired

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wants to get away
from the world.

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All he has to do is sit up
against that wall.

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And he's all alone
in his castle.

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And if I gotta read
yesterday's funnies

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to get me a wall like that

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it's okay with me.

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Well, the only problem is

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when you finally go
to buy your dream house

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somebody'll beat you to it
because they read the want ads

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a day before you did.

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I ain't worked that out yet.

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Well, I don't feel like waitin'
around till tomorrow

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to find out how last night's
basketball game went.

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- Uh, where can I get a paper?
- There's a news rack.

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- Right out front.
- Got it.

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- Oh, Morning, Eleanor.
- Hi, Joey.

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- Hey, baby. Hey.
- Hi, baby.

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- Now, baby?
- No, baby.

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- Tired, baby?
- Yeah, baby.

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- Night, baby?
- You got it, baby.

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- Night.
- Night.

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Damn it.

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One more basket,
I would have won my bet.

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God!

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One lousy basket.

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And I can tell you
who missed that basket...

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...the white boy.

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What white boy?

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The white boy
on the team he'd bet on.

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You don't even know
what team that was.

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It don't matter.

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They all got to have
one white boy.

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No matter
how slow or un-coordinated.

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It's a league rule.

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Hey, come on, that's crazy, pop.

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You tryin' to sayin'
there ain't no good

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white basketball players?

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You tryin' to say

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Larry Bird ain't good?

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Larry Bird?

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Well, sure he's good.

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And he's real good,
but he's black.

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- Larry Bird is black?
- Now, you didn't know that?

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Sure. They just put
white make-up on him.

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Straightened his hair

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and put those tinted
contact lenses in his eyes.

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But he's black, alright.

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Oh, Larry Bird was born
and bred in Harlem.

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Real name is Abdul Mustafa.

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Well, I gotta go to work,
I'll see ya later.

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Hey, hey, what you got
in there, Roc?

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It's Eleanor's
birthday tomorrow.

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I got her this here VCR machine.

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Now, she can watch
all of her favorite shows.

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Wow, let me see that.

203
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Yep, it's used.

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Right, I found it
in someone's trash.

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Well, whose trash
did he find it in?

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- Does it still work?
- No, Not yet.

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But I'm meetin' my buddy
Wiz after work

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he'll fix it up like new.

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What, they call him Wiz
'cause he's

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some kinda electronic wizard?

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No, 'cause he got
a problem with his bladder.

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Alright, um...

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Eleanor ain't gonna mind,
I mean, this being used and all?

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Oh, no, no.

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- You see this dishwasher?
- Yeah.

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This is what I gave her
for her last birthday.

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I found it, Wiz fixed it up.

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She was thrilled.

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Thrilled huh? What'd she do?

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Uh, jump on you
and kiss you and...

221
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...make passionate love
to you on the kitchen table?

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No. That's not our style.

223
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We don't make love
on no kitchen table.

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Not your kitchen table,
you don't know where it's been.

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- Wanna make yourself useful?
- Sure.

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You bring that to me
at Charlene's Bar at 6.

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Okay.

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Hey, Roc, wa-wait a second.

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Uh, this is kinda, this is kinda
embarrassing for me 'cause, uh...

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...you know,
I hate to borrow money.

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Oh, you know
how I hate to lend it?

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Yes, uh, it's just, uh...

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...I didn't realize it was
Eleanor's birthday, man.

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I mean, she's been so great,
you know, uh

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letting me barge into her home
and puttin' me up like this.

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She's been a real sister
to me and, uh...

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I-I can't even afford
to get her a birthday gift.

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I'm sorry. I feel ashamed.

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- I feel really ashamed.
- Hey, hey, hey, come on.

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- I'm sorry.
- Hey, c-come on, come on.

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Don't do that. No, don't,
don't do that, come on, come on.

242
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Look, here, here, here.
Here's-here's $20.

243
00:11:15,587 --> 00:11:17,677
You go get her something.

244
00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:20,505
Thank you. Thank you, Roc.

245
00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:23,247
You the best man, I don't
deserve a brother like you.

246
00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:25,119
I'mma get my life together,
you watch.

247
00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:28,035
Hey, hey, Roc, I love you, man.

248
00:11:32,082 --> 00:11:33,562
Ah!

249
00:11:40,308 --> 00:11:42,527
Yeah, yeah. Mickey?

250
00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:45,617
Yeah, yeah,
this is Joey, uh, listen, uh...

251
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,925
...give me $20 on Billy's Hope
to win in the third

252
00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:51,145
tomorrow at Pimlico.

253
00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:52,233
Right.

254
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:55,105
♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪

255
00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:57,673
♪ Whoa whoa ah ♪

256
00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:04,158
What's everybody
in such a hurry for?

257
00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:06,813
It's on fast forward.

258
00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:09,163
Wiz needs some more parts
before the other stuff can work

259
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:12,079
but I wanted to at least
show it to Eleanor tonight.

260
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:16,126
I was just saying white people
can't really move that fast.

261
00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:18,607
They might make better
basketball players.

262
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:22,393
Hey, you know
what I got Eleanor?

263
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:25,266
- What?
- A framed picture of Malcolm X.

264
00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:27,094
That's what you
get her every year.

265
00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:31,185
Of course, I can't
disappoint her now.

266
00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:34,188
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hope I'm not late for the party.

267
00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,756
Will you look at this man?

268
00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:39,671
- Is that new?
- Of course, it is.

269
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,630
I can't show up for
my sister-in-law's birthday

270
00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:43,980
in an old suit
and that ain't all that's new.

271
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,503
Hey, daddy.

272
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:47,679
Come here and try this on.

273
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:52,336
Can't have my daddy walkin'
around in ol' tattered bathrobe.

274
00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:56,297
- Thank you, son.
- You're welcome.

275
00:12:57,515 --> 00:13:00,040
Hey, Roc, these are for you.

276
00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:02,999
These are the best work gloves
money can buy.

277
00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:04,348
Oh, they're the rage in Paris.

278
00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:07,003
All the garbage men
are wearin' 'em.

279
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,222
Where'd you get money
for all this?

280
00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:09,832
From the most beautiful filly

281
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:11,355
in the city of Baltimore.

282
00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:13,096
Where'd you get money
to bet on the horses?

283
00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:15,272
You gave it to me.
Oh, which reminds me.

284
00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:17,448
- Here's your $20 back.
- Oh, no, wait a minute.

285
00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:19,581
I gave you that money
to buy my wife a gift.

286
00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:21,626
I can't get no gift for
no wonderful lady like Elanor

287
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,890
for no $20.
Roc, that'd be insulting.

288
00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:26,283
You cried to me for that money

289
00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:28,633
and I almost cried back!

290
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,157
And then you go and bet it
on a horse?

291
00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:32,028
Hey, w-w-wait, now,
you not angry.. Wait.

292
00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:34,683
Daddy, can you believe this man?

293
00:13:34,770 --> 00:13:37,251
Now, Joey,
you and Roc are both my sons.

294
00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:39,601
So don't go askin' me
to take sides here.

295
00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:44,084
Especially when it's so obvious
he's actin' like a jackass.

296
00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:45,607
Man, you told me
you were gonna get

297
00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:47,870
Eleanor a gift with that money.
You lied to me.

298
00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:49,480
I didn't lie, Roc.
I got her a gift.

299
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,134
I got her a great gift.

300
00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:53,789
Now, if I did what I said
I was gonna do

301
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,791
how can I be lyin'?

302
00:13:57,967 --> 00:14:01,666
Well, I ain't
worked that out yet.

303
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:05,235
Come on, Roc. We got enough
bad luck in our lives as it is.

304
00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:06,846
Now, a little good luck
comes along

305
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:09,718
you might as well enjoy it, right?

306
00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,154
- Right?
- Ah!

307
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:12,677
- Well, maybe you're right.
- Alright.

308
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:15,289
- What you get her?
- Look at this!

309
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:16,899
I got her...

310
00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:18,683
...a brand new

311
00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:21,208
top of the line,
state of the art

312
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:24,080
cable compatible VCR!

313
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,778
V-V-VCR?

314
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,259
This is a $500 machine.

315
00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:31,740
Some guy named Dwayne down
the street sold it to me for 75.

316
00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:33,437
- Can you believe that?
- Yeah, I can believe it.

317
00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:35,875
Dwayne's a thief,
that's stolen property.

318
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:37,180
Hey, that's not
our problem right?

319
00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:39,400
Anyhow, how you know
Dwayne stole it?

320
00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:42,185
Maybe he just looted it
in some riot.

321
00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:46,886
Well, stolen or not stolen
ain't the point.

322
00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:49,845
How could you get Eleanor a VCR
knowing I got her one?

323
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,673
- What that old funky thing?
- Exactly.

324
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,762
You go get her this sleek,
modern one.

325
00:14:53,849 --> 00:14:55,590
You tryin' to shame me
in front of my woman?

326
00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:57,722
'Course not, Roc. I figured we'd
say it was from both of us.

327
00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:59,376
It was your $20
that made it possible.

328
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:01,291
I don't need nobody to buy me

329
00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:03,337
no gift for my wife's birthday.
You understand?

330
00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:05,426
- What's goin' on here?
- I'll tell you what's goin' on!

331
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:07,123
My brother and I
are comparing gifts

332
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:09,256
we got you for your birthday,
seems like he got you

333
00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:11,214
this brand new, top of the line

334
00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:14,087
state of the art,
cable compatible VCR!

335
00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:16,045
And I got you this...

336
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:21,050
...this.

337
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,009
This!

338
00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:27,535
Alright, now w-wait a second,
man. Wait a second.

339
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:30,320
I didn't know
you was gonna take it like that!

340
00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:31,887
'Alright, alright, now,
that might've been stupid'

341
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:34,846
but, hey, I thought
it was gonna please you.

342
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:38,024
But ain't no VCR more important
to me than my brother.

343
00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:48,686
Come here.

344
00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:58,087
Well, I don't exactly follow the
logic of what's goin' on here

345
00:15:58,174 --> 00:16:00,568
but I sure as hell
ain't gonna be left out.

346
00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:02,352
Nothin' personal, Malcolm.

347
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:06,356
Pop.

348
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:23,025
Gosh, you really shouldn't have.

349
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,118
Listen to me, fool.

350
00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:32,295
Next time you wanna
make some symbolic gesture

351
00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:36,821
of fraternal affection,
you smash up your own crap.

352
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:39,389
- She got a point there--
- And you.

353
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,391
Did it ever occur to you

354
00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:44,133
that when Malcolm X was fighting
for the rights of blacks

355
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:46,918
he was also fighting
for the rights of black women?

356
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,225
And one of those rights
is to have at least

357
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:53,577
one wall in her house without
a picture of Malcolm X on it.

358
00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:58,452
Y-y-you savin' the best
for last, right?

359
00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:00,193
Damn right.

360
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:03,935
How long I got to wait
before you give me somethin'

361
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,373
somebody else didn't throw out?

362
00:17:07,287 --> 00:17:08,810
I'm sorry.

363
00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:11,378
I thought it'd give you
a lot of pleasure.

364
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:13,075
I know.

365
00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:15,382
It was a very sensible

366
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:17,340
and practical gift.

367
00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:20,517
'Cause we're both
sensible, practical people

368
00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:22,911
'who lead sensible,
practical lives.'

369
00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:24,782
You emptyin' garbage cans.

370
00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:27,089
Me emptyin' bedpans.

371
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:29,135
But ain't it possible

372
00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:31,093
just once in a while

373
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:33,095
to show somebody
that you care about

374
00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:35,663
doin' somethin' that ain't
so sensible and practical?

375
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:38,666
'Cause see, carin' for somebody

376
00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:41,364
ain't at all sensible
or practical.

377
00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:44,237
It's a crazy thing to do.
Crazy.

378
00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:47,501
And, so to remind somebody
you do care about them

379
00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:50,156
from time to time, Roc,
you gotta do somethin'

380
00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:53,072
that's just
a little bit crazy.

381
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:56,118
Otherwise... they forget.

382
00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:03,038
I'm going to work.

383
00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:08,870
♪ Yeah-ye yeah
ye-yeah-ye yeah-h-h ♪

384
00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:20,011
- Hi.
- Hi.

385
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,013
Why you up so early?

386
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,755
I really wasn't able to sleep.

387
00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:27,758
I guess I was a little hard
on you last night.

388
00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:31,806
No, you were a 100% right
in everything you said.

389
00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:33,329
After you left

390
00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:36,332
Joey, dad and me
went to Charlene's bar

391
00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:39,814
to drown in our sorrows and try
to come up with an answer.

392
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:41,772
Answer to what?

393
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:43,992
What's the craziest thing
I could do to show you

394
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:46,342
how crazy I am about you.

395
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:47,691
- Really?
- Yeah.

396
00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:49,128
Everybody in the bar
was helpin' out

397
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:50,564
with suggestions.

398
00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:51,913
Joey thought I should hire you

399
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,655
a gypsy violinist
to come and serenade ya.

400
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:56,526
Wiz said I should
take off work today

401
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:58,485
and fly you to New York
to spend a weekend

402
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:01,488
at the most luxurious hotel
in town.

403
00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:02,663
Daddy said I should hire a pony.

404
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,491
A pony?

405
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:08,669
Well, ever since he was a kid he
wanted a party with pony rides.

406
00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:11,280
And that Charlene suggested
I hire you a male stripper.

407
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:15,545
- Bless her heart!
- Yeah, but I wasn't satisfied.

408
00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:17,678
I wanted to do somethin'
even crazier.

409
00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:20,420
Somethin' you'd never believe
me doin' in a million years.

410
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,552
And suddenly it came to me
in a flash.

411
00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:26,252
So I decided to go out
and buy you a dress!

412
00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:28,210
What do you think of that?

413
00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:32,693
Yeah? That's nice.

414
00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:34,999
But a dress?
What's so crazy about that?

415
00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:38,351
Well, not just any dress,
a designer original

416
00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:42,746
from the most exclusive shop
on Charles Street.

417
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,139
Well, that's really nice.

418
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:45,445
But I still don't quite see

419
00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:48,274
why you think that
that's so crazy.

420
00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:51,102
- Eleanor.
- Hmm?

421
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,193
I bought you a dress
from that shop...

422
00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:57,848
...that was not on sale.

423
00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:03,550
Not on sale?

424
00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:05,682
- Roc, you didn't.
- Yes, I did.

425
00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:07,118
Roc, you never bought anything

426
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,990
that wasn't on sale
in your whole life.

427
00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:12,254
I know, it was the weirdest
experience I've ever had.

428
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:13,603
Not on sale!

429
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:15,257
Oh, I wish you could've
been there.

430
00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:17,651
Oh, the sales lady
was so nice and helpful

431
00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:19,827
once I convinced her I wasn't
there to rob her that is.

432
00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:21,829
She kept showing me
all these great dresses

433
00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:24,005
and I'd scratch my chin
and consider each one

434
00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:26,616
and then, finally she showed me
the dress that I knew

435
00:20:26,703 --> 00:20:27,661
would be perfect you!

436
00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:29,837
Oh! Not on sale!

437
00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:32,013
Not on sale!

438
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:34,755
- Oh, wow! Oh!
- Ah!

439
00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:37,758
It beautiful.

440
00:20:37,845 --> 00:20:39,629
Oh, thank you!

441
00:20:42,153 --> 00:20:44,155
I'm gonna go up to the bedroom
and try it on

442
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:47,811
you give me a few minutes,
you come on up.

443
00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:50,031
I wasn't sure about the size,
and I hope it fits.

444
00:20:50,118 --> 00:20:53,861
That's okay, I got a hunch it
ain't gonna stay on that long.

445
00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:56,994
Now, I know you're not supposed
to leave price tags on a gift

446
00:20:57,081 --> 00:20:58,909
but under the circumstances I
thought you might wanna see it.

447
00:20:58,996 --> 00:21:02,261
Ten hundred
and twenty six dollars!

448
00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:04,219
Ten hundred
and twenty six dollars.

449
00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:07,570
A $1,000?

450
00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:10,356
You paid a $1,000...

451
00:21:10,443 --> 00:21:11,922
...for a dress!

452
00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:13,663
A-are you crazy?

453
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,665
W-well, I-I t-thought
you wanted me crazy?

454
00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:19,278
Yeah, crazy. Not brain dead.

455
00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:21,758
Thousand dollars of our
precious savings on one dress.

456
00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:24,848
- Oh, honey, now come on.
- Don't you touch me!

457
00:21:26,981 --> 00:21:29,070
Who the hell is he?

458
00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:32,813
I-I wasn't sure
the dress was crazy enough

459
00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:34,075
so I wanted to play it safe.

460
00:21:34,162 --> 00:21:35,990
So you hired a violinist too?

461
00:21:36,077 --> 00:21:39,036
Yeah, yeah, I found him
in some Hungarian restaurant.

462
00:21:39,123 --> 00:21:40,777
He, uh, he plays a little flat

463
00:21:40,864 --> 00:21:43,563
but, hey, Itzhak Perlman
don't do birthday gigs no more.

464
00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:45,608
I better sit down.

465
00:21:45,695 --> 00:21:47,958
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, not there.

466
00:21:48,045 --> 00:21:49,743
Oh, daddy!

467
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:54,922
Well, I went down
and picked him up myself.

468
00:21:55,009 --> 00:21:57,098
Now, they had another one,
black all over.

469
00:21:57,185 --> 00:21:58,621
But I didn't wanna use
your birthday

470
00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:00,623
to make no political statement.

471
00:22:05,498 --> 00:22:08,109
Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh!

472
00:22:08,196 --> 00:22:11,242
And what have we here, Eleanor.

473
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,853
Check this out.

474
00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:14,637
In that envelope,
I think you'll find

475
00:22:14,724 --> 00:22:17,248
two plane tickets to Manhattan.

476
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:21,383
Reservations for a room
at The Plaza Hotel.

477
00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:23,994
'And two tickets
to "Miss Saigon."'

478
00:22:24,081 --> 00:22:26,780
I wonder how that got there.

479
00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:29,348
I could kill you.

480
00:22:30,827 --> 00:22:35,397
Ooh, I think this party
just turned ugly, uh...

481
00:22:35,484 --> 00:22:37,791
Hey, daddy why don't we show
Whitey and Zoltan here

482
00:22:37,878 --> 00:22:39,314
the rest of the neighborhood?

483
00:22:46,321 --> 00:22:48,715
So how much did
all of this come to?

484
00:22:48,802 --> 00:22:52,371
Um... a little over $2,000.

485
00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:54,677
Two thousand dollars?

486
00:22:54,764 --> 00:22:58,028
That's a third of what we got
saved for our down payment.

487
00:22:58,115 --> 00:23:01,118
- I know, I know.
- Two thousand dollars?

488
00:23:01,205 --> 00:23:04,861
You know how many garbage cans
you gotta empty to make $2,000?

489
00:23:04,948 --> 00:23:07,429
175,914.

490
00:23:07,516 --> 00:23:09,692
I figured that out
waiting for you to come home.

491
00:23:22,009 --> 00:23:23,358
'Boy, you crazy!'

492
00:23:23,445 --> 00:23:26,753
Oh, to hear you laugh
like that...

493
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,582
...I'd empty a billion cans
of garbage.

494
00:23:29,669 --> 00:23:33,542
That's the most beautiful thing
anybody ever said to me.

495
00:23:35,805 --> 00:23:38,895
Hey, where's that
male stripper?

496
00:23:40,897 --> 00:23:42,856
You're lookin' at him, baby.

497
00:23:56,913 --> 00:23:58,393
♪ Yeah ♪

498
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,396
♪ Keep on walking on ♪

499
00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:03,442
♪ Oh Lord ♪

500
00:24:03,529 --> 00:24:06,227
♪ Oh yeah yeah yeah ♪

501
00:24:06,314 --> 00:24:09,143
♪ Yeah yeah
Well well well ♪

502
00:24:09,230 --> 00:24:12,799
♪ Oh good God now ♪

503
00:24:12,886 --> 00:24:15,541
♪ Oh oh ♪

504
00:24:15,628 --> 00:24:17,630
♪ Whoa whoa ♪

505
00:24:17,717 --> 00:24:19,893
♪ Keep on walking on ♪

506
00:24:19,980 --> 00:24:22,765
♪ Oh yeah walk on ♪

507
00:24:22,852 --> 00:24:24,288
♪ Yeah ♪